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Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I've changed my mind"

A new meaning in the Roman

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

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"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.