Ceiling Creeper Pillows

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Now it fits.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I've changed my mind"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

Men playing a version of hide and seek

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

"sometimes Eric, you are impossible!"