Cdc Worker Prints

That's your doctor? Yeah, he's a centaur for disease control!

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Polly txt speak

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Do Not Resuscitate

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Team Leader

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Steak Ted?'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!