Cavity Warrior Prints

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Our war is against cancer."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Another day at work would be one too many...

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

PROBLEM AREAS

Work Slave

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

House vs. Senate

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"A watched file never loads..."

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."