Cavewoman Culture Fan Pillows

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Early House Hunting.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"I call it angle-poise"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

The First Vegetarians.