Caveman Cultivator Prints

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

The man who discovered smoke

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"I love it!"

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

The evolution of men

"It's time to feed your drone."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

The first art critic

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Caveman wheel repairers.

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'