Cave Explorer's Delight Prints

True, it's a fixer-upper.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The discovery of electricity...

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'It's an antique!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Professor, this changes everything."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Mammoth Posing

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Gesundheit!"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."