Cave Culture Fan Pillows

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"He's having a terrific year - four dinosaurs, three brontosaurs, and five tyrannosaurs so far."

Jurassic Parking Lot

E=mc2.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

I don

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"I call it angle-poise"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Gesundheit!"

Early Sexting

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'