Cautious Creatives Mugs

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Health and safety nightmare.

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office."

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."

"Better safe than sorry."

"Happy New Year"

"Judging by the belt and suspenders, I sense you're a risk averse investor."

Despite some overgrown lawns, the neighborhood is terrific. For sale. The seller's yard is meticulously tended. Imagine letting him play here everyday! Just treated with pesticide.

'I'm a nervous investor so I asked my broker to dilute my market risk. My broker put me into a hedge fund of hedge funds of hedge funds.'

"Our low risk portfolio concerns extend to sanding off all the sharp corners."

"I think he's gone a bit OTT with the social distancing!"

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.

No, I haven't taken an aspirin yet... I'm still reading the bottle!