Cautious Community Member Mugs

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

Human Rights for All

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Children alone in the border with the USA

'This ladder is rotten!'

Health and safety nightmare.

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

Empty cupboard

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'We aim both to provide nourishment, and to promote literacy...'

"I hope you don't intend to dwell in the house of the lord forever, I have a wedding today."

The Four Stages of Cruelty - First stage.

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

Despite some overgrown lawns, the neighborhood is terrific. For sale. The seller's yard is meticulously tended. Imagine letting him play here everyday! Just treated with pesticide.

Humpty Dumpty! Put on this helmet.

Watching You.

Click. Hey! I bet she's taking pictures to show how people are saving energy! Want to see why you should never bet? This will show the town council what an eyesore your clothesline is, Agatha Bell. Nice call.

Church Social. It's nice they're serving appetizers this week! A wing and a prayer!

'What did I tell you kids about swimming in the cement hole?'

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.