Cauldron Lovers Mugs

"We're cooking the books."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'