Cauldron Commentator Prints

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Witches at a cauldron.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

My Cauldron Rules

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"And now from downtown!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."