Catwalks Mugs

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Sidewalk Ballet

Kelly Mittendorf

The Bland Leading the Bland

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Hospital gown pageant.

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Sara Sampaio

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Twiggy

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

Model Village

Fashion Week 2021

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

A woman in a red catsuit

Hypermodels

Living Dead Fall Fashion Show

Rachel Hilbert caricature

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

Gadzooks, will the light never change?

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

Naomi Campbell

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

Bet and Breakfast.

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