Cattle Driving Dreamer Pillows

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cheese

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

World of Cow.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Yoghurt man

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Tropical Cow Tank

Moon Cheese

'I did that once and my butter fat went up forty percent.'

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

Cows From The Streets

Car Dealer

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."

Cheese in space

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

Cowboy Philosophy

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

'I told you to cut DOWN on the vaccuum!'

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

"Are we there yet?"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'