Cattle Driving Dreamer Pillows

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cheese

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

World of Cow.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Yoghurt man

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

Tropical Cow Tank

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Moon Cheese

'I did that once and my butter fat went up forty percent.'

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

Cows From The Streets

Car Dealer

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

Cheese in space

'I told you to cut DOWN on the vaccuum!'

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

Cowboy Philosophy

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

"Are we there yet?"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'