Cattle Drive Enthusiast Mugs

'Cowboys! How ever could we get to Dodge city without them!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

'I can't recommend the beef.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Moo! OOM!

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"They're home...the party's over!"

Wish you were steer!

"You're famous, Angus."