Cattle Drive Admirer Prints

Cowboy Philosophy

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Slinky Cow World

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A Venus cow trap.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Farmer Christmas.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Ranch Dressing

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

GLOO!

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Things we need to acknowledge

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"Just when you think life can't get any worse."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'