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Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

The Stock Market.

Ranch Dressing

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

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Grassy breath?

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

'It's an own goal!'

'I like Cattle.'

"Trust me, Cattle futures are the last place you want to invest"

"First we get a bunch of cows."

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'You have to wonder sometimes: What do you think he does with all our milk?'

'Boy that was a good dinner: I'll ruminate on it with great pleasure...'

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'

"Which one of you runts squealed?"

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

Before the Domestication of Cows