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Cow Show Tunes

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'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

The Stock Market.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Ranch Dressing

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

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Grassy breath?

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

'It's an own goal!'

'I like Cattle.'

"Trust me, Cattle futures are the last place you want to invest"

"First we get a bunch of cows."

'You have to wonder sometimes: What do you think he does with all our milk?'

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

"Which one of you runts squealed?"

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Boy that was a good dinner: I'll ruminate on it with great pleasure...'

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."