Catnip Collector Mugs

Kitty stoners.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thug life on safari.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"How many is too many?"

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"