Cathedral Enthusiast Pillows

"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."

The Missing Bell

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"He was a lucky sod right to the end."

"Sorry lad, you don't meet the physical requirements"

Basil Spence

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Double Wedding

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The worst is behind us!"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Cathedral Made Safe.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Detected.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.