Catering Engineer Prints

Catering Engineers Co.:Always Out When You Need Us

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"This is our soft opening."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Canape?

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Party time.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Burnt or Raw?

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Can I have flies with that'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'