Cat Walker Pillows

Bad Job #631: Cat walker

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Copycats

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Quick, start the car!"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."