Cat Toys Mugs

"I've decided to specialize in cats."

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Nip.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.