Cat's Confidant Mugs

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats on Board.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I hate it when we fight."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Your love gives me strength."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...