Cat Ringtone Aficionado Prints

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Family with pets.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"You're completely screwed up."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You're adopted."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Cat king.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Mog The Week

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

Guard dogs

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"You're kidding, right?"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Dog and Cat - "That's scratch and that's sniff."

Cat Romance

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Cat versus Dog.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.