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"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"We need rain."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Robert Mitchum

Artist painting a cat.

Diary of a DNA Cop

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Valentines Day Cats

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

Dashiell Hammett

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

'Save my place.'

"You talkin' to me?"

At death's door

Mafia Passport Photo

"But my wife and I went for a nice ride only yesterday."

"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin."

"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

"I hope that what you're reading is relevant to the business at hand."

"Yes! This is 'Understanding Film Noir', and, yes ! I am Dr. Behan. Now will you please shut the door!"

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

White lies com to the Film Noir.

'How's the new goldfish? He's just eaten the cat.'

"Wait—before we go any further, I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the wheelman."

Sleepy cat

'I've been a criminal all my life, and I've never been aided or abetted!'