Cat Napper Appreciator T-Shirts

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Allow Me"

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'