Cat Nap Champions T-Shirts

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Super hero dog.

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Lighthouse Hammock.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'I'm promoting you...to Head of Power Naps...'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"