Cat Mom T-Shirts

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

"Sure, I usually love wild caught salmon. But today's not usually."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Point one: Your litterbox will be changed precisely every other day. Point two: These continued theatrics are not furthering your cause."

'Don't touch that -- I think it's some sort of art object.'

'Take no prisoners!'

'What, no toy?'

"Astonish me."

'The butler did it.'

"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy toys. We just had hair ties."

'Oh how thoughtful...she's using the lap warmer to prepare for my arrival.'

'I'm glad she's relaxed, but I'm pretty stressed out.'

No Mice

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cats at private view

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Jogging...

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

"He wants a second opinion."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Bernice Mountain Dog