Cat Lady At Heart Prints

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Cat Tie

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"First date hairball... awkward."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Ratminton

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Say hello to my little friend."