Cat Enthusiasts With A Dark Sense Of Humor Prints

101 uses of a dead cat: salad servers

'Oh, crap.'

Unemotional Support Animal

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Feline Evolution.

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Beware of the Cat.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'I hate surprises!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Your profile said you were a dog."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'