Cat-cuddling Letter Writer T-Shirts

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

Biofelineism

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Pet Hobbies

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"Space is not for pussies!"

'How's your new fish?'

"Schrödinger's other cat"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"John, the story isn't bad but leave those cat picture."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

101 uses of a dead cat: xylophone.

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

101 uses of a dead cat: toupee.

101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.