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Cat Lover's Leap.

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.