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Noir kitty.

Alleyway cat

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Copycats

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Mouse Princess

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cats on Board.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."