Cat And Dog People T-Shirts

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"First date hairball... awkward."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Balloon dog poos.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"This does not make us friends."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Who Let the Dawg In?

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

A day in the life of a dog.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'