Cat And Dog Owners Prints

"This does not make us friends."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog Nightmares

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”