Casual Workday Warrior Mugs

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Computer Room.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"What time is it mentally?"

Do not feed the clerks.

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Lunchward ho!"

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"I hope your day is going bad."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

The Jerck Manual

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Wednesday wave.'

'Certain names and places in my 'What I did over the weekend' report have been changed to protect the innocent.'

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

Back to Work

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Popping 'IN' to work at 9am, sneaking 'OUT' at 5pm

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

"We're just like one big happy family here."