Casual Wisdom Seeker Prints

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Oh, crap.'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"