Casual Tee-timer T-Shirts

Have a fabulous afternoon tee!

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Want to go for a dip?'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."