Casual Latecomer Prints

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Niche Extracurriculars

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Getting old...

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

Colin V Longshore Drift

"I love people-watching."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."