Casual Entertainers Prints

'No. . . it's too distracting. . . people are more comfortable with the T.V. on, Joy. Remember, we haven't seen some of these people for a long time.'

"Extreme miming"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Roller Coasters

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"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"It's for his shakes."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'