Casual Dater T-Shirts

"I've been looking for a relationship with no strings attached."

'Like they say, if it ain't broke, date it.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I went on the app and found a total gentleman."

Lovers' Leap/Casual Daters' Escalator

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

"I wasn't asking for all of the best years of her life-just a couple of good nights."

'Oh no, we just met today: He's what you would call my 'catch of the day'...'

Tunnel of like

'Do you want to play magic, , , We go to my house and have some fun, then you disappear,'

Jim and His Latest.

'He's the ninth or tenth best thing that ever happened to me.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"I wonder if she takes the 'morning-after' pill..." "I wonder if he takes the 'night-before' pill..."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Good news, pal - it's your 50th different date on your punch card, so this ride is free."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."

"There are some strings. They're just not attached."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Let's do lunch.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Wanna do lunch?"

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Valentine man in underpants.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group