Casual Conversationalist Pillows

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"Check it out."

Eh what kind of bird seeds do you use?

'I think I have a drink problem, doctor, but do you mind if we discuss it in the pub?'

'I've got some bad news. It turns out the Invisible man was only transparent.'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Really? -- I heard the same theory from MY barber.'

Chip shop blonde.

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

'We really should find an excuse for staying here half the afternoon. How would you feel about a merger?'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Kenny Gibson moved that we adjourn, so we did.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Sometimes, you can be quite philosophical, Bert.'

'I drink to bring about change.'

'I'm hoping that alcohol is the answer.'

'I'm not really much of a mover.'

"Do excuse my husband - he's partially insighted."

'As I'm sure you can tell, there's a chronic skills shortage in the tea room too,'

Welcome to our book group.

"Relax, I was about to shout 'FORE'."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

"I am the god of informality but you can call me Ron."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Head's up, some localised flooding."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"How are you getting along with your speech impediment?"

Hey, I wonder if … Sorry. My brain hit the send key before finishing this thought.

"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

"Dick, would you be the keynote speaker at my funeral?"

The Schmoozy Reaper

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."