Casual Contemplators Mugs

Prayers For Agnostics

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Let there be cool.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

'What did we do before green tea?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years and what are you doing now to avoid it?"

"The price of oil is rising because of the Russians? Well, I don't care as long as they don't fool around with the price of vodka."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

The John Cage Carollers