Casual Cardio Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The warranty on that one is 500 miles, or until you get rubber legs.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Still on your left."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

Show Mom You Love Her!

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

"We're just like one big happy family here."

A Flag in One

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'If you aren't back in half an hour I'll phone Intensive Care.'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Wine Shotput

My exercise routine is to change channels every time there's an ad about junk food.

"I stretch and do yoga every morning. I call it tying my shoes."

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

'He failed his stress test. He's dead.'

"I'm Crusoe and this is my assistant, Dress Down Friday."

"This isn't quite what was meant by an 'informal' interview."

Couch potato workout videos

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."