Casual Browsing T-Shirts

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

Speed Dating for Turtles

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Built and Built without a permit.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Moral Values for Dummies

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Colin V Longshore Drift

Valentine man in underpants.

Ignorance and Bliss

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'So, read any good book lately?'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

Tsunami Selfie

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

The post-game meal

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Books - As Seen on TV.

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'