Casual Artist Mugs

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Happy Brithday

Inactive wear store.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

Show Mom You Love Her!

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'