Castaway Stories Lover Pillows

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'It's for you.'

Arabian island

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"I spy something blue."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Desert Island Books

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."