Castaway Commentator Prints

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

God in the bunker.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Delivery."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Desert Island Books

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'