Castaway Commentator Prints

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"Delivery."

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Desert Island Books

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

BARBER

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'