Cast Decorators Mugs

Traumatology.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Frosting the Snowman

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Quick, press control Z!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Pollock Painting Company