Cast Comedian Mugs

'Very funny!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

They're Not Just That Into It

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Trump pardons

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'The circle is complete!'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

The Rooster Comedian.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A Guide to Balloon Animals

No-Work Orange

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."